World of Warcraft = Waste of Words

For this review, I don't need to use words. Well, I do need to use words, but very few of them. I have already used too many.

The following is a complete account of my gameplay experience in World of Warcraft

¬Chase wild boar looking thing, chase little gnome thing, chase spider thing, press 2 to do lightning attack. Run away from robin hood men, get killed, spend ten minutes hovering to body as ghost.
¬Repeat for 10 hours


In short, I give it a (not available) out of Adny Ksos. That means a 0%. Nothing. No score. It isn't worth a score.

Horrible. Awful. How anybody could enjoy this or any MMORPG more than real life is beyond me. I enjoy scraping a cheese grater across my stomach more than this. I enjoy pressing my thumb against a molten spoon more than this(which i did hours before this review when trying to flatten it with a blowtorch, and in retrospect, that was infinitely more entertaining) .

Boggle: Hit or miss?

Boggle is like an interactive dictionary without definitions or a pronunciation guide.

I give it an Adny Ks out of Adny Ksos.

The pseudo-career begins.

In the near future, I will use my fine-tuned editorial skills to create lengthy opinions on electronic forms of entertainment in word from.
My un-biased and offensive view might include profane words, such as "The ____ is really fucking tough" or "I fucking hate how you can't change weapons with the dpad". My use of profanity makes me sound smarter, and thus a more reliable source.
I will cover everything from Monopoly to Mercury, with dry wit and a dark sense of humo(u)r.


I hate british people.