Monday, February 21, 2005

World of Warcraft = Waste of Words

For this review, I don't need to use words. Well, I do need to use words, but very few of them. I have already used too many.

The following is a complete account of my gameplay experience in World of Warcraft

¬Chase wild boar looking thing, chase little gnome thing, chase spider thing, press 2 to do lightning attack. Run away from robin hood men, get killed, spend ten minutes hovering to body as ghost.
¬Repeat for 10 hours


In short, I give it a (not available) out of Adny Ksos. That means a 0%. Nothing. No score. It isn't worth a score.

Horrible. Awful. How anybody could enjoy this or any MMORPG more than real life is beyond me. I enjoy scraping a cheese grater across my stomach more than this. I enjoy pressing my thumb against a molten spoon more than this(which i did hours before this review when trying to flatten it with a blowtorch, and in retrospect, that was infinitely more entertaining) .

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